i am a better hater because my hate always comes from a place of love & nuance. many can't relate

i am a better hater because my hate always comes from a place of love & nuance. many can't relate

Tried to teach my husband the rolling a soft boiled egg on the counter to peel the shell trick but forgot that as a man he doesn’t know his own brute strength, so instead he just immediately crushed the egg (undercooked, as it turned out) under his man hand and sent liquid yolk flying off the counter to land a direct hit right in our begging cat’s face, who managed to do the loony toons running in place gag in real life before she left an egg trail across the kitchen sprinting to hide under the bed and get egg on that rug, too.

So now I’m picking dried egg out of cat fur, a service that Violet doesn’t seem to appreciate or see the value of

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for

this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for

found you a new hat.

found you a new hat.

they are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to an important email

they are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to an important email

i don’t understand why several people have said to me “even if you dislike her music you have to admit taylor swift is a marketing genius” as if that’s something i’m seriously meant to value in my songwriters

i don’t understand why several people have said to me “even if you dislike her music you have to admit taylor swift is a marketing genius” as if that’s something i’m seriously meant to value in my songwriters

we used to call these people sellouts